Tiger Woods

I have been waiting weeks to comment on this story.  I have been loving every second of it.  I can't get sick of it.  For someone who was built up to be superman to show some regular human flaws thoroughly pleases me.  The world only has the space for three supermans, Oswald Cobblepot, Victor Stagnetti and Sad Kermit.  The clincher for the Tiger Woods story was not the Tool Academy association, but that definitely added to it, it was the startling revelation that Rachel Uchitel was from my alma mater, the University of New Hampshire.  For the record, I already updated the UNH wikipedia page to add another famous accomplish alumni to the roster.  Tiger has finally reached the lucky number 7, [edit now 10] for alleged mistresses, which include adult film stars, pretty girls, not-so-pretty girls but no guys so far.  I would say at least 8 of them do not compare to his current wife as of the moment, though I have read that she has since moved out and is attempting to take custody of the children.  A hidden gem within this whole saga is the re-emergence of Ashley Dupre, of Client Number 9 fame.  As the Beatles once said, "Money can't buy me love" always rings true.

Now Presenting....

Here is the debut single from a new artist going by the stage name of "Ozzy Cobbles."  Ozzy has a long history of karaoke with large black women named Allegra while sipping on countless budweiser bottles.  You also may recognize this man from a previous post.  This recording is his spin on the Eminem classic, "We Made You."  Ozzy is hoping to release a EP to the masses by the end of the year.  Zeus gives him his approval and is excited to hear what is coming in the future.

Good Luck OZZY!

The Mayor vs The Muppet

I am having a serious debate in my head, which fictional character brings more joy to me? It has come down to Sad Kermit, who I have blogged about previously, and the upstart Oswald Chesterfield Cobblepot.  Oswald, the rap slayer, is the front runner with overwhelming support from this man. I have heard lots of support from others for Oswald as well, but I doubt they have watched Sad Kermit sing "Hurt" and understand what he is going through.  Lets start with Miss Piggy, that lady ripped out his heart and ate it, she forced him into the downward spiral of drugs and alcohol and even forced him to get involved with Fozzy Bear.  Kermit has finally gotten back behind the microphone and this time decided to give his rendition of "Creep."




Not to be outdone, Oswald released this video to disprove Sad Kermit's dominance in the American Idol circles.